В очередном видео со всеми признаками ПГМ (программизм головного мозга) очень ёмко раскрывается суть офисной жизни разраб-мартышки. Тут тебе и суровый менеджер — высокий, красивый блондин, который заставляет пахать и отвлекает от и без того упавшей на мороз соски на ресепшине, и ненависть к отчетам, и конечно справедливая, а потому маленькая зарплата в виде сраного арахиса. Но самое ценное и познавательное с точки зрения психики — подсознательные мечты о насилии, которые прут из обиженной мартышки по любому поводу (подобный уровень злости отчетливо видно и в клипе Angry Nerds). Злость у нашей code monkey наблюдается ко всему — начальству, коллегам, работе. И на работе мартышка только и делает вид, что работает. Жизненно. HR’ам на заметку.
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Миньеджеров ебут похлеще погромистов. Не ебут только product owner’а 🙂
Ебаная правда! Только почему не показали как телка вечером уезжает с менеджером?
Аналогия очень точная: обезьяна — не человек, программер — не мужик. Шансов трахнутся с бабой у них примерно поровну. В лучшем случае какая-нибудь обезьяна соблазнится.
У обезьяны шансы есть. А вот у программистишки — никаких.
Разработчица отжигает под сию песню https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lLRBiEBRAc
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